Donnie: Fun Fact; Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color.
Mikey: Starfruit?
Donnie: So close! That is a shape.
Leo: You forgot about blackberries.
Donnie: Nope. Black isn't a color.
Raph: Oranges?!
Donnie: The color is named after the fruit, not the other way around.
Karai: What about raspberries?
April: Green beans?
Casey: Lemons?
Donnie: I love stupid people.
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Leo: Where is Raphael
Mikey: Doing stuff.
Leo: I don't like the sound of that, where's Donnie?
Mikey: Stopping Raph from doing the stuff.
Leo: Casey?
Mikey: Trying to stop Donnie from stopping Raph from doing stuff.
Leo: And what are you doing here?
Mikey: I am supposed to stop you from stopping Casey from stopping Donnie from stopping Raph from doing the stuff.
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Mikey: Will you drive me to the mall?
Raph: What did Leo say?
Mikey: He said no.
Raph: Then why would I drive you?
Mikey: He's not the boss of you.
Raph, internally: this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap
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Raph: I just want someone to take me out.
Leo: On a date?
Donnie: With a sniper gun?
Mikey: Both if you're not a coward.
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Mikey: I have decided that you're a good person.Leatherhead: Oh really? Why is that?Mikey: Because you're sad, and sad people are usually good because they feel things more.Leatherhead: Oh God, you're one of those profound kids.
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Donnie: Wait a minute, how did this happen?! We're smarter than this!Mikey: Apparently we're not.
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Leo: This is the worst! This is the worst!Mikey: *singing Mamma Mia unintelligibly*
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Raph: Hey Mikey?Mikey: Yeah?Raph: Do you ever think?Mikey: Nope. Raph: Well imagine if you did.
Mikey: Okay.
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Donnie: You can do it, Casey!
Donnie: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch!
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Leo: Let's not Raph this into a worse situation than it already is.
Raph: ...
Raph: Did you just use my name as a verb?
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