She-Ra

26 3 5
                                    

Glimmer; HELP! I TOLD BOW I WOULD COOK DINNER BUT I CAN'T COOK!!!

Adora; *pouring milk into cereal bag* And you think I could help?

------------

Glimmer; I really like this Good guy/Bad guy thing you have going on.

Catra; It isn't a thing. I am mean and Adora isn't.

------------

Bow; Catra isn't answering her phone!

Adora; I'll call her.

Glimmer; Bow and I have each called her six times, what makes you thi-

Catra; Hello?

--------------

Bow; Why are Catra and Adora sitting with their backs to each other?

Glimmer; They had a fight

Bow; Then why are they holding hands?

Glimmer; They get sad when they fight.

----------

Adora: Good news!

Catra: You found where I hid your phone?

Adora: ...

Catra: You found your phone? 

--------

Catra: Goodnight to the love of my life, Adora, and fuck the rest of y'all.

--------

Adora: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Catra: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

---------

Adora: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Catra: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.

Adora: ...

Adora: You mean ring bearER, right?

Catra: ...

Adora: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

--------

Catra: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Adora: Wow. They sound stupid.

Catra: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.

Adora: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"

Catra: I guess you're right. Hey Adora, I love you.

Adora: See! Just say that!

Catra: Holy fucking shit.

Adora: If that flies over their head then, sorry Catra, but they're too dumb for you.

Catra: Adora.

--------

Adora: I have feelings for you.

Catra: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay? 

--------

Adora: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid.

Catra: You always act stupid.

Catra:

Catra: Wait...

--------

Incorrect QuotesWhere stories live. Discover now