*Leo is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book*
Octavian, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that?
Leo: Well, Emily's love for him grew, and so did he.
Octavian: Well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh?
Leo: angrily shutting their book: YOU'RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!?!
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Percy: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Annabeth: Percy, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Percy: I won a new phone in a race.
Annabeth: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Percy?
Percy: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
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Percy: What's your greatest fear?
Annabeth: Spiders and being forgotten.
Percy: ...
Percy: Damn, that's deep.
Percy: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...
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Percy: I'm trying to juggle family life and demigod life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?
Annabeth, deadpan: Quit your life, kill your family.
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Annabeth: I regret letting you use the blender.
Percy: *sips blue waffles* Why??
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Alex; I have high standards.
Magnus; *Acts like a dork*
Alex; Shit he's meeting all my standards
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Percy; So... are you two together?
Alex; I have killed him. Multiple times.
Magnus; Yes, yes we are together.
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Magnus; Sometimes I just feel really dead inside, y'know?
Alex; You are dead.
Magnus; ...oh
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Loki; Damn, we've been discovered!
Magnus; Well, I guess you weren't very ...
Loki; Don't you fucking dare.
Magnus; Low key
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