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Soren, sweating: haha... the alligator.... eats.... uh.... fuck oh god no fuck * breaks down crying*
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Viren: I am at lost for words!
Soren [narrating]: Despite being lost for words, dad yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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Soren, in the hospital:
My name is Soren
I am a poet
Because I
Just got paralyzed
Because I
Took a direct hit from a dragon
A creature
Everyone thought had
DIED.
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*After Callum received the sky arcanum*
Callum: I'm Detective Right-All-The-Time, and this is my partner, Detective Terrible-Detective.
Rayla: *Glares*
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Rayla: So you know how I was supposed to kill Ezran and Harrow?
Runaan: Yes...
Rayla: I accidentally missed and fell in love.
Runaan: HoW dO yOu FaLl In LoVe WiTh YoUr ViCtIm?!
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Ezran: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Rayla: I'm a knife.
Callum: So she's a little spoon
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Soren: I wasn't hurt that bad
Soren: Claudia said all the bleeding was internal
Soren: which is where it's meant to be
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Callum: hey can you guys be quiet my mom is calling
Rayla: ... your mom died 3 years ago
Callum:
Callum, looking down at his phone: what the fuck
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Ezran: Hello 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally stepped on my glowtoad's tail and I need to be arrested.
911 operator: prince ezran we've talked about this
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Saraí: Harrow and i are no longer friends.
Harrow: Sarai, that is the *worst* way to tell people we're dating!
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