Piper and Annabeth once tried to act out their boyfriends for April fools.
Piper: Romeo, no homeo, but whyyyyyyyyy thou art so hottttttt?!
Annabeth: bro. bro. bro
It took them 3 weeks to convince their partners they didn't like each other romantically. Which surprised Annabeth, because usually Percy is very gullible to lies.
Jason: I wonder how the 'girls night is going.
Frank: I don't think it'll be very wild.
Percy: Annabeth would probably keep the peace and quiet.
Nico: they better. I have to sleep in the apollo cabin so they can use mine.
*meanwhile in the Hades cabin*
Drunkabeth: YOU TAKE ME PLACES THAT RUIN MY REPUTATION, MANIPULATE MY DECISIONS BABY-
The other girls: THERE'S NOTHING HOLDING ME BACK!
Reyna: Hey, Thals. Wanna play truth or dare without dare?
Thalia: uhm, sure. Uhhh... What's the most embarrassing-
Reyna: Orange, my turn, are you gay?
Nico: I gotta start dropping subtle hints I like Will
Will: *walks in*
Nico: Oh hey, wanna bang? I MEAN HANG I MEAN HANG!
Leo: Your abs? they make me smile, Jason
Jason: Your smile? Makes me die Leo
Leo: hotel? Trivago
Clarisse: I will kill you.
Percy: get in line, bud. You gotta be more original.
Clarisse: I will throw you into a blender with some apple slices and strawberries, mix you into a smoothie and sell you at the local café for 2,50.
Thalia: would you like to join the hunt?
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