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Chapter 32

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Zoë: do you want to join the hunt?
Thalia: NO! how can you even suggest such a thing! I am not leaving my friends, got it? So go show that hunt up your left pinky toe!
Thalia, 2 minutes later: I pledge my life to the goddess Artemis-

Leo, to himself: I can do this. I'm good at being subtle.
Jason: *walks in* hi Leo-
Leo: hey, wanna sit on my face- I mean grab a drink.

Thalia: Jason, stay away from Reyna. I don't want to fight with my halfbrother over this.
Lester, to Reyna: so, hello there.
Thalia: what did I just say?

Reyna: what are you talking about? I'm straight-
Nico: like a circle.
Jason: like the letter S.
Coach Hedge: like a pigs tail.
Percy: like a banana.
Rachel: like my hair.
Annabeth: like a hectagon.

Fierrochase kid: how did you meet.
Magnus: well, long story-
Alex: shortcut. I decapitated him.

Seems good with kids, actually horrible with them: Piper, Frank, Silena.
Seems horrible with kids, actually good with kids: Clarisse, Nico, Leo.
Seems good with kids, actually good with kids: Hazel, Will, Percy.
Seems horrible with kids, actually horrible with kids: Reyna, Annabeth.

Bianca: look under.
Monster: under where?
Bianca: ha I just made you say underwear!
Percy: so, uhm, Nico? We have bad news...

Will, in a crowd: I can't seem to find Nico.
Will: time for drastic measure.
Will: so we break the spaghetti-
Nico: *raises from the ground*
Nico: *does a backflip*
Nico: *draws sword*
Nico: my Italian senses are tingling. Where's the war crime?