Aphrodite: no demigod will ever love you, Reyna.
Thalia: I'm a demigoddess. Try me.
Annabeth: you can't tickle me.
Percy: *grins*
Annabeth: I'm warning you, seaweed brain.
Percy: *comes closer, hands in tickling position*
Annabeth, sweating nervously: like I said, it won't work on me.
Nico, sobbing: I'm a waste of the oxygen trees produce.
Thalia: as a tree myself, I disagree.
Will: if you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Everybody: *stares motionless.*
Will: you guys are depressed as hell.
Nico: Will, you also didn't clap.
Apollo: I love you.
Reyna: thanks. I love me too.
Hazel: can you believe I missed out on chicken nuggets?
Calypso: chicken... chicken what?
Alex: the stars are beautiful.
Magnus: yea.
Alex: you know who else is beautiful?
Magnis, blushing: who?
Alex: me.
Piper: I think I'm out-
Leo: no, mama didn't raise no bitch.
Leo: mama raised a troublemaker.
Piper: actually, mama didn't raise anyone. Mama was absent.
Thalia: if life gives you lemons, you say: I don't want your lemons. I WANNA BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE!
Annabeth: *spots spider*
Annabeth: *grabs towel*
Annabeth: *approaches it carefully*
Annabeth: *holds up towel*
Annabeth: *burns house down*
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FanfictionThe funniest pjo headcannons! i suck at descreptions but it's actually pretty good. no, i don't own any of Rick Riordian books
