Reyna: Bow for the mighty war god!
Percy: Oh, hey Ares. Fuck you.
Piper to Annabeth: Our boyfriends have been acting very gay lately.
Annabeth: Yea, I'm getting a bit suspicious now...
Percy to Jason, other side of camp: Annabeth has been acting gay lately.
Jason: Yea, Piper has too.
Annabeth: NOW LISTEN UP, IDIOT-.
Hazel:*Whimpers*
Annabeth: Not you Hazel, you're an angel.
Piper: Me and Hazel are the only people in this room-.
Annabeth: Shut up pookie.
Leo: am I hot?
Hazel: you're on fire.
Leo: yea, baby!
Hazel: no, I mean literally. You're ear is flaming.
Leo: ALL DA LADIES LOVE LEO!
Hazel, desperate: your ear is literally ablaze! You need to understand me!
Leo: that's Mcschizzle for you.
Reyna: it's hot today.
Thalia: it's hot everyday I'm with you.
Nico, to Will: those guys make us look straight.
Medusa: exists in peace and harmony.
Every single person: IT'S A MONSTER! KILL IT, KILL IT NOW!
Thalia: I don't trust many people, but I-
Thalia:
Thalia: Luke, why are you grinning?
Thalia: WHY ARE YOU GRINNING LUKE?
Annabeth: you still drool in your sleep.
Percy: I'm not ashamed for drooling over you.
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FanfictionThe funniest pjo headcannons! i suck at descreptions but it's actually pretty good. no, i don't own any of Rick Riordian books
