Chapter 10

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Jason: you're like a cute, fluffy, little brother. I'd die for you.
Nico: is that a hypothetical statement or a request?

Two types of siblings.
Hazel: oooooh, are you dating Nico? You guys are so cute together?
Reyna: now listen here you little dipshit, if you hurt him the slightest bit I will personally rip every bone out of your body while you're alive.

Hephaestus: *born*
Hera: YEETUS TO THE FETUS! FETUS DELETUS!

Hazel: I remember that Eros forced Nico...
Hazel:
Hazel: REYNA PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!

Piper: who stole my coffee?
Leo: pink fairies! Everywhere!

Percy: so, Rey-
Reyna: *puts a dagger to his throat* Now listen here you little-
Thalia: RA-RA?
Reyna: yea? What's the matter? Do you need help?

Nico: listen to your elders, kids. I'm 84-
Calypso: *smug grin*

Reyna: so Thalia, you think you can just sit down and stare at me to make me give you everything you want?
Thalia: *smiles*
Reyna: well you're absolutely right. Do you want hugs? Do you want a kiss? DO YOU WANT MY SOUL?

Reyna: I can do anything I want, Percy, so-.
Thalia, screaming from the distance: SHE WANTS ME!

Clarisse: so, Annabeth or me. Who's the best in war?
Nico: well, you guys are supposed to be stronger in physical battle. The Athena cabin is stronger at strategy. Sadly, I'm not an expert in either of those so I'm just gonna strategically keep my mouth shut.

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