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Chapter 20

Hazel: you know, in my time you could enter a store with one penny and come out with two packs of milk, seven eggs and three blocks of cheese.
Hazel:
Hazel: now they got those 'security camera's'

Kronos: I FEAR NOTHING!
Rachel: I have a blue, plastic hairbrush.
Kronos: I fear one thing.

Rick Riordian: she tackled Thalia and pressed a knife against the girls troath.
Fandom: CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE *unholy squealing noises.*

Thalia: it's unfair. Your sibling is so much cooler than mine.
Jason: thanks.
Jason:
Jason: wait what-

Apollo: the stars are beautiful tonight.
Zoë: you know who's also beautiful?
Apollo, blushing: who?
Zoë: Artemis.

The hunters:
Zoë: *dies*
Thalia: *dies but comes back to life*
Bianca: *dies*
Reyna: how did I end up in this situation?

Leo: when life gives you lemons-
Alex: -you burn it's house down.
Leo: oh my gods that was exactly what I was gonna say!

Annabeth: top or bottom?
Piper: top.
Thalia: bottom.
Reyna: top.
Hazel: is this about bunker beds?
Calypso: those beds ontop of each other? I thinks so...

Calypso: you have beautiful hands.
Leo: you too. I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
Hazel: -WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!