Fandom: I've been wanting to talk to you.
Rick riordian: Is that a knife?
Fandom: Not important. Soooo, Theyna, right?
Two pjo characters: *breathe the same air*
Fandom: OH MA GAWD THEY'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER I SHIP THEM TO HELL AND BACK!
Reyna: I'm a praetor. Now listen to me.
Thalia: nah.
Zoë: I don't need no man.
Thalia: I don't need no man too.
Thalia: I do need my Reyna though.
Piper: *trying to flirt* are you my wifi-rooter?
Annabeth: Pipes, I told you not to touch alcohol!
Leo: singlehandedly, I'm the most attractive person in this room.
Jason: *walks in*
Leo: until now.
Will: did it hurt?
Nico: what?
Will: when you fell from heaven.
Nico:
Nico: I DuG mY WaY uP fRoM hElL
Frank: I could take the entire Athena cabin.
Annabeth, pissed off: oh yea? Prove it.
Frank: *turns into a spider*
Nico: you are kinda my sister, I'd kill for you.
Reyna: you already did.
Nico: oh yea, I forgot
Thalia: *slowly backs out of the room*
Drew: You're clothes are giving 'the gap'!
Piper: You mean the gap between your teeth?
Leo: are your teeth permanently breaking up or just socially distancing.
Jason: maybe they're fighting, that's why she keeps them separated
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FanfictionThe funniest pjo headcannons! i suck at descreptions but it's actually pretty good. no, i don't own any of Rick Riordian books
