Apollo: could you introduce yourself?
Artemis: I'm fucking strong.
Zoë: I'm strong.
Nico: W-will?
Will: yea?
Nico: I think I'm gay.
Will:
Will: Nico we've been married for 6 years,
Frank: so you say you're hotter than me?
Leo: *lights himself on fire* yep.
Frank: doesn't that make me-
Frank: *puts on sunglasses*
Frank: cooler than you?
Leo: *gasp* you have learned all I can teach you.
Leo: they say Spanish is the hottest language.
Thalia: oh, I definitely agree.
Leo: *winks* tornado de caballos.
Thalia: oh wait you speak Spanish too?
Nico: I'm trash.
Will: as someone who's against littering, I feel obligated to pick you up. How about 6?
Thalia: why so cold?
Reyna: guess I just am cold.
Thalia: nah, I'd consider you... hot.
How people picture Rachel and Annabeth:
Rachel: HOW DARE YOU!
Annabeth: ASSHAT!
Actual Rachel and Annabeth:
Annabeth: I hate these romance movies.
Rachel: *munches on popcorn* still a better story than Twilight.
Calypso: this scene isn't even sad... I know it's not a real dog.
Leo: then why are you crying?
Calypso: I'm not, my eyes are just cosplaying a waterfall.
YOU ARE READING
best of Pjo headcannons
FanfictionThe funniest pjo headcannons! i suck at descreptions but it's actually pretty good. no, i don't own any of Rick Riordian books
