Theyna headcannons are coming!
Thalia: yeeted!
Piper: yote!
Thalia: YEETED!
Piper: YOTE!
Annabeth: guys, I just wanna know who threw Connor across the bridge.
Meg: I am the lorax.
Meg: I speak for the trees.
Meg: and the trees say...
Meg:
Meg: *smiles* fuck you.
Calypso: wanna slow-dance?
Leo: *does the macarena at ¼ speed*
Nico: Will and I are getting engaged!
Jason: *tears up* they grow up so fast, don't they?
Nico: Jason, you're not my mom.
Reyna: WHO? BETTER USE PROTECTION!
Nico: *sighs* Reyna, you're not my dad.
Frank: imagine if you could kiss anybody, but-
Reyna: Thalia.
Frank: I didn't even finish-
Reyna: Thalia.
Apollo: don't you get gifts at the end of your quest? Isn't everybody happy?
Leo: *wheezes* gifts?
Apollo: y-yeah?
Leo: *tears up from laughing to hard* happy...
Calypso: I just figured out that if you put on sunglasses the world looks different.
Reyna: no matter how many sunglasses I put on, Octavian always looks like an idiot.
Kid: you're ugly.
Piper, charmspeaking: you're mom's a liar, you're adopted.
Annabeth: PIPER, NOT THIS AGAIN!
Reyna: I both like and hate hearing kids cry and it's very confusing.
Calypso: the floor is Leo Valdez trying to kiss you.
Reyna: *frantically jumps on Thalia's back*
Thalia: *runs around in panicked circles*
Nico: *helps Hazel onto the table*
Kayla: *tries to kick Will of the counter*
Percy: *attempts to climb into a tree* quick Jason, levitate me!
Piper: *jumps on the table, almost causing Nico and Hazel to fall of*
Frank: *turns into an eagle and flies away*
Jason: *turns towards Calypso* guess we're the only one standing.
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