Octavian: If you don't like me at my worse you don't like me at my best.
Reyna: I don't like you at all.
Nico: DON'T TOUCH MY MCDONALDS YOU WHORE!
Reyna: DON'T TOUCH MY JELLYBEANS YOU WHORE!
Zoë: I don't know what you see in me.
Artemis: my tongue
Thalia: *covers Reyna ears* Don't talk like that in front of my small innocent bean!
Reyna: *glares at Thalia*
Thalia: Rey?
Thalia: Ra-Ra?
Thalia: praetor?
Thalia: Raminez-Arellano?
Reyna: REYNA! SIX LETTERS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD!
Thalia: Girlfriend?
Reyna: *mumbling while walking backwards to her tent* retreat, retreat, retreat.
Thalia: Hey Ra-Ra.
Reyna: FUCK YOU!
Thalia: try it.
Baby Theyna: I need to ask you how you met for a school project.
Thalia: Well, you see, Your mom was hiking somewhere-
Reyna: Then she kidnapped me so I put a dagger to her throat.
Octavian: I hate you.
Reyna: Your opinion has been deemed-
Thalia: *slides out from under the table* Invalid.
Nico: Hey, Thalia, do you like Reyna?
Thalia: is that a gun?
Nico: irrelevant, answer my question.
Thalia: when I'm around Reyna, I can't think straight.
Piper: no shit, Sherlock.
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