chapter 2

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Reyna: it's unfair. You have all these nicknames for me. What should I call you?
Thalia: Mine.

Piper to Nico: Annabeth talks in her sleep a lot.
Nico: like what?
Piper: New York is the city with the lowest crime rate. Right in my ear. At 3 am.
Nico: dam.
*at the other side of camp*
Annabeth to Leo: Piper talks in her sleep. Like, a lot.
Leo: what does she say?
Annabeth: you're putting bread in my ear. And I'm turning into a sandwich.

Jason: I like really airplanes.
Percy: I really like you.
Jason, tear eyed: bro...

Calypso: Hey, Haze. Fist me.
Thalia: *chokes*
Hazel: *fist bumps Calypso*
Thalia: Oh, you meant that. Thank gods. Holy shit...

Nico: So Percy, what do you see in me?
Percy: A great friend!
Nico: *cries*

Jason:*Walks in on Piper throwing brick and staplers out of the window.*
Piper: STAY. AWAY. FROM. MY. BOYFRIEND! 
Drew: *hiding under the bed*
Reyna: *slowly backing out*

Leo: I'm surprised Piper and Reyna became such good friends.
Percy: yea, they literally have nothing in common
*The other side of camp*
Piper: *dancing furiously* WILL IT CHARLESTONE?
Reyna: *dances with equal passion* OH YEA, IT CHARLESTONES!

Leo: I know you like me.
Calypso: No
Leo: I know you're drooling over me.
Calypso: I said no. Do you want to hear it in Spanish? No.
Rick Riordian: SOULMATES!

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