Piper: sugar.
Annabeth: yea?
Piper: *blushes* oh no, I meant could you hand me the sugar?
Annabeth: *Blushing furiously* oh, yea. Sorry.
Annabeth: honey
Piper: yea?
Annabeth: *blushing even harder* I- I meant could you hand me the honey.
Piper: *turning bright red*
Both of them: *flustered*
Hazel: why do i kind off feel like a third wheel right now?
Chiron: If your girlfriend jumped off the grand canyon, would you too?
Jason: Well...Fun story...
Leo: there's a thin line between hate and love.
Calypso: when I'm with you, I use that line like a fucking jump rope.
Will: get yourself checked out, Nico. Docters orders.
Reyna: Thals, go away. Praetors orders.
Annabeth: DO WHAT I FUCKING SAY!
Everyone: *Thinks camp Jupiter is peace and strict*
Meanwhile camp Jupiter:
Random people: WATER CANNON UP MY NOSE, WATER CANNON UP MY NOSE!
Octavian: I know you respect me.
Reyna: No. no, I really don't.
Frank: ShE ShOuLd'Ve DiEd FrOm ThAt!
Camper, casually chilling with an arrow in her chest: I feel very underappreciated.
Ghost: CHICKEN IN MY UNDERWEAR!
Reyna: Okay, we need to think straight.
Thalia: Reyna, I can't. You can't either.
Nico: *breathes*
Campers: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S SO CREEPY!
Percy: Who the hell am I?
Frazel: *Flustered constantly*
Dakota: MORE KOOL-AID!
Prophecy: Thalia, you will overthrow the gods.
Thalia: not before I drank my morning coffee.
Percy: I thought you didn't drink coffee?
Thalia: exactly. See ya later, sucker!
Person: But Thalia and Reyna joined the hunt, they can't fall in love!
Fandom: LMAO you say that like you actually think I care.
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FanfictionThe funniest pjo headcannons! i suck at descreptions but it's actually pretty good. no, i don't own any of Rick Riordian books
