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Annabeth: you know, hanging out with your childhood friends means you know all they're puns and that feel damn good-
Percy: it's dam.
Thalia: I need to use the dam restroom!
Grover: O HEIL THE MIGHTY DAM!
Annabeth, tear eyed: you guys made a pun without me?
Reyna: why are you guys so scared of Annabeth:
Annabeth, in the middle of mass murder: YEAH, I'M NOT SCARY!
Reyna; dam, the blond guy is hot.
Reyna: oh my god, his girlfriend is hot too.
Reyna:
Reyna: HIS SISTER IS HOT TOO?
Calypso: how do you not get confused living in this modern civilisation?
Hazel: actually, I have no idea what I'm doing half of the time.
Nico: is that clear?
Leo: crystal clear!
Annabeth: actually, a crystal isn't clear.
Leo: ssshhh, you're gonna get us both killed.
Percy: I am the king of sass.
Nico: *shows up*
Percy: okay, I'm the king of humor.
Lester: *giggles*
Percy: OKAY I'M THE KING OF HOT!
Leo: *smug grin*
Nico: all black was my thing. These guys are just wannabees.
Piper: Nico, we are at a funeral.
Leo, dying: I love you.
Reyna: yea, you were a great FRIEND.
Random kid: Thalia, you're very pretty!
Thalia: *chuckles* aww, thanks.
Thalia: Reyna, put down the knife it's a kid.
Rachel: people in this movie are so stupid. Like, they should obviously first cut open the lungs before throwing in the body. It's just gonna float.
Nico: I know right! Chlorine can't even dissolve a body that fast.
Percy: Annabeth pick me up I'm scared.
Thalia: Jason, what are you doing?
Jason, in the middle of covering Thalia in Christmas decorations: setting up the Christmas tree.
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