Hazel: I can curse.
Fandom: No. no you can't.
Hazel: But I-.
Fandom: No. you can't.
Hunter: I don't like men.
Fandom: Guess what? You're gay now.
Rick Riordan: Do you want immortality?
Bianca: Sure.
Rick Riordan: Lmao you're gonna die before the end of this book anyways.
Rick Riordian: *Makes the most interesting characters.*
Also Rick: *Kills them.*
The lost trio: *happy together.*
Rick Riordian: PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION!
Piper: *Arrives at CHB after a series of traumatic events.*
Drew: EUGH BROTHA EUGH WHAT'S THAT?!
Aphrodite: Don't be shy. You are bonita.
Piper: Why the hell am I WEARING A DRESS?
Piper: Mom, give my clothes back.
Aphrodite: Fuck no.
Ares: I'm back with the milk son!
Frank: Well I don't care, because I'm LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
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FanfictionThe funniest pjo headcannons! i suck at descreptions but it's actually pretty good. no, i don't own any of Rick Riordian books
