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Chapter 18

Piper: you have beautiful eyes.
Jason: thanks. they don't work.

Piper: hand me the ketchup, please.
Leo: no.
Piper: just hand me the ketchup!
Leo: no.
Piper, charmspeak lacing her voice: HAND ME THE KETCHUP!
Leo: no.
Piper:
Piper: do you not want to hand me the ketchup so bad?

Hazel: after you.
Piper: no, after you.
Annabeth: *pushes past them* after me.

Reyna: *unbuttons shirt* sorry, it's getting hot in here.
Thalia: okay, but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt?

Leo: you know those times you're holding a stick-
Hazel: and e.v.e.r.y.o.n.e looks like a pinata?
Reyna: Thalia pick me up, I don't feel safe hanging out with those two anymore.

Leo: *highlights entire page*
Calypso: you know, you're only supposed to highlight things that are important.
Leo: *stares Calypso dead in the eye*
Leo: *highlights himself*

Drew: hey-
Piper: Drew, Drew, go away.
Piper: bother me another day.

Silena: could you move?
Person: why?
Clarisse, knocking him over: SHE SAID MOVE, BITCH!

Piper, flirting: your lips look cold.
Jason: that's because I'm dead-

Annabeth, to Rachel: STAY AWAY FROM PERCY!
Annabeth, to Reyna: hi, nice to meet you.

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