Pjo characters as things people in my school have said:
Drew: SHE TRIED TO POISON ME WITH A PARACETAMOL!
Annabeth: what do you mean you raped the ducks?
Piper: accept the candy or I will kill you.
Nico, covered in black clothes from tip to toe: I don't even wear that much black!
Leo: so then I threw an egg from a two story building-
Percy: I am no virgin no more.
Jason: NO, DON'T DRINK CHEMICALS!
Alex: why am I not allowed around deadly poison?
Frank: wait, which class are we in?
Thalia: LOVE YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER!
Reyna: I wouldn't kill you. I would injure you, yes, but I wouldn't kill you.
Magnus: I love him, but platonic. PLATONIC!
Leo: arson? I love arson!
Percy: I might be dumb, but atleast I'm not stupid.
Sadie: chemistry is so boring. Like, why can't we explode something?
Frank: he borrowed around 50 dollar from me and I still don't have it back.
Hazel: I might look innocent, but I'm not.
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FanfictionThe funniest pjo headcannons! i suck at descreptions but it's actually pretty good. no, i don't own any of Rick Riordian books
