Will: I am in this relationship through sickness and health, till death separates us!
Nico: it's so cute you think death can get you out of this.
Kidnapper: we have the blond.
Piper: no, don't kill him!
Kidnapper: I won't- wait, him?
Piper: Annabeth, don't kill him!
Leo: I'm hotter than the sun!
Lester: what the fuck did I do?
Octavian: if you had a crush on Percy, why are you so nice to the blond girl?
Reyna:
Reyna: BeCaUsE sHe'S hOt.
Percy: Nico, don't do it!
Nico: I'm sorry, I have to.
Percy, tear eyed: Nico no, please!
Nico: *puts down card*
Nico: uno.
Nico: WHY IS HE SO HOT!
Reyna: who?
Nico: HE'S HOT AND CUTE AND I WANT TO SQUEEZE HIS CHEEKS AND I WANT HIM TO PUCNCH ME IN THE FACE BECAUSE HE'S SO HOT!
Reyna: Thalia's mine, Nico
Nico: WILL IS SO- wait, what?
Leo, to Thalia: hello there, lady.
Reyna: *pins him against a wall and presses a dagger to his throat* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Hazel: Frank?
Piper: what's the matter?
Hazel: there's a giant fly in my cabin and I don't know if I should kill it.
Piper:
Piper: HAZEL NO-
Alex: *stares into the distance*
Magnus: what's on your mind.
Alex: if you were swimming through a dessert, and your death star gets a flat tire, how many mango's do you need to restore the kittens in your bloodstream.
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FanfictionThe funniest pjo headcannons! i suck at descreptions but it's actually pretty good. no, i don't own any of Rick Riordian books
