Leo: the only thing hotter than me is the sun!
Lester: *walks up with a smug grin*
Silena: I'm the happy, angelic-
Clarisse: let's murder everyone in existence.
Silena:
Silena: I like you.
Annabeth: Piper, why are you following me around?
Piper: they say follow your dreams.
Annabeth:
Annabeth: I literally only have nightmares.
Jason: Piper, did we forget anything?
Piper: if we forgot it, it's probably not important.
Jason: yea, you have a point.
Leo, left at the parking lot: guys? GUYS?
Nico: you're not my type.
Percy: THIS MEANS WAR!
Annabeth: Percy said I'd be magic in bed, but seemed surprised when I took out my mythomagic card. Did I do something wrong?
Piper: this is why your mother is the goddess of wisdom and not of common sense.
Reyna: *staring in the distance*
Jason: penny for your thoughts?
Reyna: if I threw a cupcake at that child, would I have enough momentum to knock it over and make it cry while it's balloon flies away, the only thing that brought it joy today?
Jason: holy shit-
Child: *cries*
Nico: *walks up to the child*
Nico: *bends down*
Nico: *cries with the child*
Thalia: why are you laying on the ground?
Reyna: this is my room and I can do anything I want.
Thalia:where's the stab wound?
Reyna: thigh.
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