Frank: thanks for not scaring me today.
Reyna: I knew I forgot something!
Mars: okay son, I trust you and you got this.
Ares: I hate you and everyone else.
Annabeth: how did you two get along?
Thalia and Leo: we both like arson.
Thalia: Hazel, no! the microwave isn't trying to kill you!
Hazel: then why is it beeping at me!
Thalia: because the food is done!
Hazel: I WILL SEND YOU TO THE UNDERWORLD, MECHANIC, BEEPING SCUM!
Reyna: imagine being extrovert.
Thalia: imagine being straight.
Reyna: I could never.
Medea: I have killed multiple people, including and not limited to my own family.
Leo and Jason: we're... going to ignore that and look at your nice teacups.
*at the end of the lost hero*
Jason: I'm going to find out my origins and reunite with people I know.
Leo: I'm going to reincarnate a friend and build a war-ship with my cabin.
Piper: I am going to threaten my half-sister with a knife-
Reyna: PIPER? PIPER, HELP!
Piper: what's wrong!
Reyna: Thalia asked how I slept tonight, and I wanted to say good, but I panicked and said gay.
Rick Riordian: she walked up to the hunter-
Fandom: OH GREAT OLYMPUS, THAT'S SO GAY!
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FanfictionThe funniest pjo headcannons! i suck at descreptions but it's actually pretty good. no, i don't own any of Rick Riordian books
