The titans curse in a nutshell:
Annabeth: Demon, bow to my power!
Doorn: *yeets her*
Percy: Guess what, you're demigods! Welcome to pain and suffering!
Nico: AMAZING!
Bianca: Wait, what...?
Hunters: Well, hello there. Want immortality?
Bianca: What the actual fuck is going on?
Apollo: I am going to let a minor drive the sun!
Thalia: *terrified*
Chiron: Percy, don't go on this quest.
Percy: I'm going on this quest.
Chiron: PERCY NO!
Percy: PERCY YES!
Luke: I am going to make you suffer.
Annabeth: HE'S THE PERFECT MAN!
Zoë: I told you not to take anything!
Bianca: but I'm a material girl!
Grover: I FEEL THE WILD!
Ares: Go eat taco's while I threaten to kill your friend.
Grover: But-
Ares: DID I STUTTER?!
Aphrodite: You and Annabeth, huh?
Percy: There are people dying.
Aphrodite: DON'T YOU DARE CHANGE THE SUBJECT, YOUNG MAN!
Zoë, tired and annoyed: I want to find that dam snackbar.
Grover, Thalia and Percy: *dying seal noises*
Grover: Is that a mermaid cow?
Percy: My buddy!
Prophecy: Thalia, you shall offer the cow and overthrow the gods!
Thalia: I'm going to show y'all something that's known as a pro-gamer move.
Dionysus: Percy Jackson.
Percy: *le gasp*
Artemis: You! Male species, help.
Percy: *Holds up the sky*
Luke: I'm going to destroy everyone!
Atlas: wait, gimme some time to act like a dumbass.
Nico: YOU KILLED MY SISTER!
Percy: Have a mythomagic figure, kid.
Nico: I'm fucking 83 years old.
Nico, thinking: Oh ma gawd, my gay is showing.
Bianca, 50000 kilometres away: Guys? GUYS?
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