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Chapter 21

Reyna: CALCETÍN!
Leo: MEDIA REBANADA DE PAN!
Reyna: ÁGUILA!
Leo: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Thalia: you... you guys do realise I speak Spanish right?

Festus: *beeping noises*
Leo: I know, my friend.
Calypso, whispering: Annabeth, what's going on?
Annabeth: our warship is spilling tea.

Nico: do you often hold a stick and everyone looks like an pinata?
Piper, tearing up: everyday. Everyday.

The underworld kids taking a test:
Hazel: what did you wrote by six? I put Waterloo.
Bianca: I put peace, because peace is always the answer.
Nico: you guys do realise this is a math test right?

Percy: *does some risky things*
Piper: unimpressive.
Nico: so not my type.

Thalia to Reyna: so, this is the plan. You make the rules, I break them.

Piper: such a... cute baby.
Pipers mind: throw it, throw it now. I dare you. Throw it.
Piper: so... adorable.

Leo: if you cut a sandwich in half, would youhave two halves of a sandwich or two sandwiches?
Reyna: I'm gonna cut you in half.

Alex: why not make a new iPad with your brand?
Alex: call it iPiper?
Tristan Mclean: THAT'S AN AMAZING IDEA!
Piper: wait no-

Magnus: hello-
Nico: you are dead.
Nico: you are literally dead why are you dead?

Thalia: aww, you can't curse.
Hazel: why the fuck do you think that.
The seven: *collective le gasp*

Reyna: so you're Apollo, the sun.
Apollo: yes, nice to meet you-
Reyna: *presses a knife against his throat*
Reyna: melt my ice cream again I dare you.