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Chapter 22

Percy: come on wise girl, you got this!
Annabeth: *slowly walks up to the spider*
Annabeth: *threatens it with a knife*

Estelle: I set up Halloween decorations!
Nico: the skeletons are real.
Nico: why are they real, Estelle. Why are they real?

Piper: you don't look down on me for stealing a BMW?
Percy: I stole a police car, helped my mom commit murder and set a school on fire. You're relatively innocent.

Percy, on facetime: what is it like to live with the goddess Calypso?
Leo, turns around to Calypso trying to chug down 5 bottles of milk, spilling them all over herself, bumping into a wall and karate-kicking the bottles: it's... interesting

Calypso: NOOOO THE TINY PEOPLE IN THE BOX ARE DYING! HELP THEM!
Leo: sunshine, please. They're not real. It's a horror movie.
Hazel, walking in and running up to the tv: DON'T WORRY GUYS, I'LL SAVE YOU!

Hazel: I was dead for a couple years.
Nico: I am dead inside.
Magnus: I am dead.

Perfect friendgroup:
Leo: the funny friend who's dead inside.
Piper: the hot friend who's dead inside.
Jason: the friend who's dead-

Sally: I wonder where my son is.
News: unusual high levels of sass have been spotted around the west coast of California.
Sally: found him.

Percy: I rejected godhood for Annabeth.
Reyna: I rejected a literal god for Thalia.
Both: *fist bump and smug grin*

Me: *comes across a pine tree*
Me: Thalia Grace, I've been expecting you.