Leo: I've been thinking, you look pretty graceful.
Jason: not this again.
Leo: you always carry yourself with might and grace.
Jason: quit the Grace-jokes, Leo.
Leo: aww, I thought I had your good graces.
Jason: look me straight in the eyes and tell me you didn't do it!
Leo: I can't look in those eyes and be straight.
Leo: *stares at Jason* he's pretty.
Piper: and you're ugly.
Jason: hey, lighten up a bit!
Leo: *lights himself on fire*
Jason: want a cookie?
Leo: nah, I'm gay.
Leo: GOOD I MEAN I'M GOOD!
Nico, whispering to Will: those guys make us look straight.
Will: I know right. Unacceptable.
Leo: look, I don't want to fight with you over Jason.
Piper: oh, don't worry,
Piper: you'll have to fight a brick first.
Jason: you're so annoying, Leo! Go away!
Leo; alright, but you'll have to let go of my hand first.
Jason: *grips Leo's hand tighter* no.
Piper: I'm getting quit worried right now. I left Jason and Leo alone in one room.
Calypso: Jason will keep the peace, right?
Jason and Leo, in the Zeus cabin, drunkenly dancing on chairs will eating hotdogs: I KISSED A BOY, AND I LIKED IT! THE TASTE OF HIS CHERRY CHAPSTICK-
Leo: dam, you look graceful today.
Jason: thanks, Leo Baldez.
Leo:
Leo: HOW DARE YOU USE MY SPELLS AGAINST ME, POTTER?!
Jason: hey Reyna, sorry I'm late for the meeting. I was doing... paperwork.
Leo, clothes ruffled up: hey Rey, I'm paperwork.
Leo: why are you taller? Now I can't kiss you.
Jason: haha-
Leo: *punches him in the stomach*
Jason: *doubles over*
Leo *kisses him on the forehead* goodbye, Sparky.
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