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Chapter 24

Reyna: you can't decide what people come into your life.
Reyna:
Reyna: you can decide which window you throw them out, though.

Leo: jingo bells-
Nico: burn in hell.
Nico: get out of my way.
Nico: I'll slash your tires, burn your car and laugh as I run away.
Nico: hey!

Piper: you stole a car?
Percy: yep.
Leo: and you burned down a building?
Percy: yep.
Jason: and you fought a titan?
Percy: yep. I did all you did. With a pen.

Annabeth: hey, remember when you hit the lord of titans in the face with a plastic blue hairbrush?
Rachel: oh yea, good times.
Piper: wait wha-

Reyna: I like my personal space.
Thalia: cool. I also like your personal space.

Annabeth: two truths, one lie.
Alex: uhm... I'm male today, my hair is green and I once decapitated Magnus.
Magnus: oh, that's really easy. She told me she's female today.
Annabeth:
Annabeth: wait-

Lupa: what's something good you've done today?
Reyna: I prevented Octavian from getting murdered.
Lupa: really? How'd you do that?
Reyna: self-control.

Hazel: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, I'M 83. GODS, KIDS THESE DAYS.
Calypso: I'm 4018.
Hazel:
Calypso: respect your elders.

Piper: if being hot was a crime, Leo would be a criminal.
Piper: not because he's hot, but because he burned a school down.

Drew: nobody's prettier than me!
Percy: yea... Nobody surely is... A lot, lot prettier than you.

Leo: hey Di Angelo, are you really not coming to the reunion?
Nico: nah, I got hit by a bus so I'm in the hospital.
Leo: alright, but Will's coming.
Nico: *shadow travels*
Leo: I thought you were-
Nico: don't worry about that, where's Will?

Reyna: you know, sometimes you just gotta macarena through depression.
Nico: yea, totally.
Jason: no. Therapy, both of you.