Requested by: @Tayvis22
Kylie and Taylor were FaceTiming, the screen split between the two of them. Both women were barely holding it together, laughing hysterically as they rehashed the latest episode of *New Heights*.
Kylie's face was lit up with a mischievous grin. "Okay, seriously, did you hear how Jason was losing it over the cats? I mean, come on, he sounded like he was auditioning for a horror movie!"
Taylor shook her head, still chuckling. "It was perfect. And Benjamin Button just casually flopping on the desk—pure comedy gold. I've never seen Travis so flustered. It's like he was trying to conduct an interview with a fur-covered distraction."
Kylie leaned in closer to the camera, her eyes gleaming with excitement. "You know what? We have to do something with this. How about cat-themed merch? Like, we could dress up cats in all sorts of *New Heights* gear, Eagles and Chiefs merch. Just picture it—tiny jerseys and little helmets."
Taylor's eyes widened as she caught on to Kylie's idea. "Oh my god, that's brilliant! We could have cats in mini Chiefs jerseys, Eagles gear, and even some podcast mic props. It's the ultimate crossover—cats and sports. How could anyone resist?"
Kylie laughed, clapping her hands together. "Exactly! And we could name it 'Itty Bitty Kitty Committee.' It's catchy, and it's going to drive Travis and Jason absolutely nuts. Imagine their faces when they see cats in their gear."
Taylor nodded enthusiastically. "Yes! We'll have cats in tiny jerseys, little Eagles and Chiefs hats, and maybe even a few with podcast mics. It'll be hilarious. And we'll make sure to include some special edition ones for special events."
Kylie's grin widened. "We should even do a launch event. Imagine all the cats dressed up in merch, prancing around. It'll be a spectacle."
Taylor was practically vibrating with excitement. "I'm in. We can work on the designs, set up a launch date, and make this happen. Travis is going to lose it when he finds out."
The two spent the next hour brainstorming designs and coming up with promotional ideas. They discussed everything from mini helmets to tiny cleats and even a special section for "VIP" cats with their own little red carpets. By the end of their call, Kylie and Taylor were both buzzing with excitement, already planning their next steps.
**A Few Months Later: Travis and Jason's Reaction**
Fast forward a few months, and *New Heights* was live again. Travis and Jason were midway through an episode when a tweet popped up on their feed, catching their attention.
"Hey, check this out," Jason said, squinting at his screen. "A 92 percenter just asked how we feel about Kylie and Taylor launching a line of cat merch with all our team gear and podcast stuff."
Travis's eyes widened in disbelief. "Wait, what? Are you serious? They actually went through with it?"
Jason grinned, clearly enjoying Travis's reaction. "Yep, looks like it. They've turned our podcast into a cat fashion show. I didn't know they were plotting this."
"Alright, we need to get them on the phone," Travis said, shaking his head in disbelief. "We've got to find out what's going on here."
Jason nodded, pulling out his phone. "Give me a sec. I'll call them."
After a few moments, Kylie and Taylor appeared on the screen, both trying to look innocent but clearly stifling laughter.
Travis didn't waste any time. "Alright, spill it. What's the deal with this cat merch?"
Kylie shrugged, her face a picture of faux innocence. "Well, you won't let me get a cat, so... I took matters into my own hands. And Taylor thought it was a great idea, so here we are."
Taylor burst out laughing, nodding in agreement. "It started as a joke, but then we thought, why not? Cats in sports merch? It's hilarious. We even did a launch event with our cats dressed up in the gear."
Jason leaned closer to the camera, looking incredulous. "So, you're telling me you've turned our podcast into a full-blown cat fashion line? What's next, a line of cat toys with our faces on them?"
Kylie grinned. "Well, we might consider it. But for now, we've got cats in tiny jerseys, mini helmets, and even some with little podcast mics. It's a hit."
Travis shook his head, trying to hide his grin. "I can't believe you two. I knew you were up to something, but this is next level. You've officially turned the podcast into a cat show."
Jason was laughing so hard he could barely speak. "You know what's the best part? We're going to be reading about this cat merch in the comments for months. People are going to lose their minds."
Kylie laughed. "And don't forget, we've got special edition cats for holidays and special events. It's going to be a blast."
Taylor chimed in, still giggling. "And the best part? Travis's reaction. You should have seen his face when Benjamin Button took over the podcast. Priceless."
Travis laughed, shaking his head. "You know, I'm impressed. This is going to be a legendary story for the podcast. You've really outdone yourselves."
As they wrapped up the call, Travis and Jason turned back to their listeners, still chuckling at the unexpected twist their podcast had taken. The *Itty Bitty Kitty Committee* had become a sensation, and Travis knew one thing for sure: his podcast had officially become a lot more interesting.
A few days later, as they recorded another episode, Travis and Jason were interrupted by yet another tweet, this time featuring a meme of cats dressed in all kinds of merch with the caption: "When your podcast turns into a cat fashion show."
Jason laughed, scrolling through the feed. "Look at this. People are going crazy over the cat merch. We've got memes and everything."
Travis shook his head in disbelief. "I guess you two really nailed it. I'm still in shock."
Jason grinned. "Well, I say we get Kylie and Taylor back on the podcast. Let's see if they have any more surprises for us."
Travis nodded, pulling out his phone. "Good idea. Let's call them up."
After a few rings, Kylie and Taylor appeared on the screen again, both looking mischievous.
"Alright," Travis said, leaning in with a grin. "We've got you here for one reason—what other surprises do you have up your sleeves? And why did you turn our podcast into a cat fashion show?"
Kylie shrugged, a playful smirk on her face. "Well, I thought I'd make sure everyone else could enjoy cat even if I'm not allowed to get one."
Taylor burst out laughing. "And I just thought it was a fun idea. We've got to keep things interesting, right?"
Jason shook his head, still laughing. "You two are something else. But honestly, this has been one of the best things to happen to the podcast. You've turned it into a cat extravaganza."
Travis grinned. "And I've got to admit, it's been pretty hilarious. I never thought I'd see the day when our podcast was known for its cat merch."
Kylie laughed. "Well, we aim to please. And hey, if you change your mind about getting a cat, you know where to find us."
As they ended the call, Travis and Jason turned back to their listeners, thoroughly entertained by the unexpected turn of events. The *Itty Bitty Kitty Committee* was a hit, and the Kelce brothers knew one thing for sure: their podcast had become a cat-tastic success.
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