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Chapter 1: Charlotte Rebels in Captain America's History Class

Captain America (Steve Rogers):
"Alright, class, open your books to Chapter 5: The History of the Avengers."

Charlotte (rolling her eyes):
"Do we really have to learn about all this old stuff? Boring!"

Steve (raising an eyebrow):
"History is important, Charlotte. It teaches us where we come from."

Charlotte (muttering under her breath):
"More like teaches us how to fall asleep."

Steve:
"Excuse me? What was that?"

Charlotte (sarcastically):
"Nothing. Just thinking about how useless this all is."

Steve (sternly):
"That attitude won't fly in my class. You're on warning."

Chapter 2: Ant-Man's Mathematics Class

Scott Lang (Ant-Man):
"Alright, folks, today we're working on fractions! Fun stuff, right?"

Charlotte (sarcastically):
"Yeah, super fun. Just like ants in a picnic."

Scott (laughing a little):
"Okay, funny, but let's get back to work. Fractions are—"

Charlotte (interrupting):
"Completely pointless! Who cares about fractions when you can just use a calculator?"

Scott:
"Charlotte, that's not how it works. You need to understand the concepts."

Charlotte (crossing her arms):
"Well, I don’t care."

Scott (sighing):
"You’re on thin ice, kiddo."

Chapter 3: Hawkeye's P.E. Class

Clint Barton (Hawkeye):
"Alright, everyone, let's start with a warm-up. Jog around the track!"

Charlotte (standing still):
"No thanks. I’m not running today."

Clint:
"Excuse me? Everyone runs in P.E."

Charlotte:
"I said, no. This class is stupid."

Clint (sighing):
"That’s it. Timeout corner, now."

Charlotte (exploding):
"I’m not going to the stupid timeout corner!"

Clint:
"Charlotte, either you go there, or I take you there."

Charlotte (screaming and crying):
"This is unfair! You can’t make me!"

Clint (calmly):
"Maria, we’ve got a situation here."

Chapter 4: Maria Hill Arrives

Maria Hill (Charlotte’s aunt, on the phone):
"I’m on my way, Clint."

When Maria arrives:

Maria:
"Charlotte, I’m disappointed. Let’s go to my office."

Charlotte (still angry):
"Why do I have to go with you?!"

Maria (firmly):
"Because when you act like this, there are consequences."

In the office:

Maria:
"You're getting spanked 15 times. Pants and underwear down."

Charlotte (shocked):
"Wait, what? You can’t do that!"

Maria:
"I can, and I will. It’s time you learned that your actions have consequences."

Chapter 5: Ant-Man’s Physics and Science Class

Scott Lang (trying to keep the peace):
"Alright, class, today we’re talking about atoms and molecules."

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