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Here’s a chapter-by-chapter breakdown of the SHR kids' day causing trouble in Avengers Academy, with all the classes and the dialogue that builds up to the final confrontation with their case managers, Samuel Strange (Nova) and T’Challa Woods (Black Panther):

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Chapter 1: Captain America’s History Class

Captain America: “Alright, class, let’s open up to page 47 to discuss the Battle of New York.”

Charlie: “Is this gonna be another boring old history lesson about ‘saving the world’?”

Charlotte: “Yeah, we want to hear about the real fights, like when you accidentally crashed the Quinjet!”

Ava: “And I’m not flipping another page in this ‘boring book’ until I get a shield, like yours.”

Captain America: “Keep it respectful, kids, or you’ll be writing essays on every battle I’ve fought in.”

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Chapter 2: Ant-Man’s Mathematics Class

Ant-Man: “Alright, everyone, who can solve this equation?”

Sammie: “Only if you make yourself smaller first, so we can’t hear you!”

Ezaih: “Or can you shrink all the math problems instead?”

Polly: “What’s the point of math when we can just, you know, ask F.R.I.D.A.Y.?”

Ant-Man: “You’ll wish you listened when I start handing out extra homework.”

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Chapter 3: Hawkeye’s P.E. Class

Hawkeye: “Alright, let’s start with some laps around the gym.”

David: “Laps? How about we play hide-and-seek with your arrows instead?”

Emily: “Yeah! You’re an archer; shouldn’t we be learning that?”

Hawkeye: “Maybe after you show me ten laps, with no whining.”

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Chapter 4: Black Widow’s English Class, Part 1

Black Widow: “Today, we’re going to write an essay on a hero who inspires you.”

Charlotte: “How about an essay on how heroes shouldn’t give homework?”

LT: “Or how boring this class is? That would be inspiring.”

Black Widow: “Watch the sass, or you’ll be writing about manners, too.”

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Chapter 5: Black Widow’s English Class, Part 2

Areil: “Do we have to write in sentences? Can’t we just draw it out?”

Ava: “Yeah, and maybe with no punctuation. Who needs commas, anyway?”

Black Widow: “You’ll need more than commas to get out of this class.”

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Chapter 6: Lunch & Recess

David: “Finally, freedom! Let’s go to the training field instead of the cafeteria.”

Sammie: “And maybe knock over a few training dummies while we’re at it.”

Ezaih: “We’ll make the best use of this recess… if no one catches us.”

Charlie: “Good plan. Just keep lookout for T’Challa.”

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Chapter 7: Ant-Man’s Physics Class

Ant-Man: “Alright, let’s discuss quantum theory and how it relates to superhero tech.”

Emily: “Quantum theory? I’d rather watch a snail race.”

Polly: “How about ‘Quantum Theory for Kids’ instead?”

Ant-Man: “Fine, we’re moving on… to pop quiz mode.”

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Chapter 8: Doctor Strange’s Powers Class

Doctor Strange: “Class, focus on inner control. Your powers need discipline.”

Charlotte: “Powers don’t need discipline; they need action!”

Ava: “Yeah, who wants to meditate when we can practice?”

Doctor Strange: “Well, then… sounds like meditation for the rest of the period.”

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Chapter 9: Thor’s Skills Class, Part 1

Thor: “We are working on combat form today, young ones.”

Ezaih: “Why can’t we use the real hammers?”

LT: “Yeah, no one wants to punch bags around here. Bring on the lightning!”

Thor: “Earn the lightning first, young warriors.”

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Chapter 10: Thor’s Skills Class, Part 2

Sammie: “Or we could duel—us against you, Thor!”

David: “Only fair, with you being a god and all.”

Thor: “Perhaps, but discipline first. Then, we’ll see.”

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Chapter 11: Principal’s Office with Case Managers, Samuel Strange & T’Challa Woods

Samuel (Nova): “So, you all thought you could test every teacher in one day, hmm?”

T’Challa (Black Panther): “And disrupt every class. Impressive, in the worst way possible.”

Charlotte: “We were just… adding a bit of excitement to the day.”

Charlie: “Yeah, classes were so boring, we had to make it fun!”

Ezaih: “Plus, it’s a superhero academy. Shouldn’t we be doing superhero stuff?”

Chapter 12: Consequences Announced

Samuel: “How about ‘superhero’ consequences then? Extra homework, power control practice, and combat drills.”

T’Challa: “You’ll also have cleanup duty… the entire training field.”

Ariel: “But… but that’s not fair!”

Polly: “We were just expressing our opinions!”

T’Challa: “Then, consider this an expression of consequences.”

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This day at Avengers Academy ends with the SHR kids understanding there are limits to their mischief, even in a superhero school. Consequences in tow, they’re grounded and set to work on lessons of discipline, respect, and a little less sass.

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