Unexpected

C.14

I was held another day in that little jail thing because I apparently pissed L off. I was still blindfolded and very bored, so I just sang one song over and over nonstop. A song that got old very quick.

"Blank Space" by Taylor Swift.

"I've got a blank space, baby! And I'll write your name!" I sang out before the microphone that allowed me to speak to people turned on. "Okay! That's enough! You can stop now! You've been at it all morning!" A cop said and I just smirked.

"NICE TO MEET YOU WHERE YOU BEEN I COULD SHOW YOU INCREDIBLE THINGS. MAGIC MADNESS HEAVEN SIN. SAW YOU THERE AND I THOUGHT 'OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT FACE YOU LOOK LIKE MY NEXT MISTAKE LOVE'S A GAME WANNA PLAY?' EH?" I sang as loud as I could.

"H, this is L, and I'm going to ask you kindly once. Please stop." He said and I shut up. "Since you were kind about it. Now, that I'm talking to you. Any chance you could let me out and let me have a cup of tea and some toast or something? I have been here nearly twelve hours." I hummed.

"You haven't even asked to use the bathroom once." He said over the speaker. "I've got a bladder of steel." I hummed. "You could get bladder infections from holding it like that." He said. "I've had way too many bladder infections, I've lost count. Anyway, it's not as if I'm holding it. I just don't need to piss as often as you guys might have to." I shrugged.

"I'll send Watari to get you up here, on one condition." "Sure." "You behave." "I'll behave." I promised and the mic clicked off. A minute later, Watari came over and took the blindfold off and let me out, then walked me up to the main room.

I went up where tea and toast were already waiting. I sat myself down and ate and drank until I was done, keeping silent. "And... Now I have to pee." I said, getting up and going to my bedroom. I went to the bathroom and started changing out of my suit and into my relaxation clothes of sweatpants and a tank top in my bedroom.

Apparently there were speakers in here too. "H, you know we can see you, right?" L said. "Yep. Don't care." I hummed. "You don't care?" "Nope. You said the cameras block out nudity, anyway." I shrugged. "I can turn that off." He said. "And I still wouldn't care." I said.

"Why not?" He asked. "I have a certain liking for people with perverted personalities. Not like... Thirty year old man and five year old kid pervert, but just a dirty personality. Like yours, L. You like to watch people on cameras, keep tabs on them all hours of the day, and you make a few dirty comments here and there. It's why I like you so much." I smiled up to where I knew a camera was.

"Weird thing is, it's not like a fetish or anything. I have a perverted personality too. Hell, I'll sexualise anything if I'm given a chance and around the right people. Like I won't say shit if there's a kid or someone who blows things way out of proportion, like Misa." I said. "Well, some kids are exceptions, like my little cousin, Haruhi. Man, I need to visit her soon..." I hummed before slipping my clothes on.

"And by the way, L. If you wanted to see me naked, you could just ask." I said before grabbing a book and flopping down on my bed. It fell silent, and I felt as if he was blushing.

Suddenly, my door opened, L stepped in, then slammed it shut. He looked pissed. "Whatever you're doing, stop it." He growled. I carefully set my book down, sitting up to listen to him.

"Why are you trying to tear this team apart? There is no I in team, you know." He said, moving closer and closer to me. "There is if you write team in capital bubble letters. It's there in the A." I said and he glared at me.

"Just stop it. We all need to work together. We need Misa, I need the police force, and we need you. Okay?" He said and I snorted. "Sure doesn't seem like it." I said. "What doesn't?" "That you need me. I haven't been used for jack shit, L. You wanna know the real reason I went out for a crime spree yesterday? Because I was having a really bad day and I was bored. Same here. I do things here because I'm bored. Find a use for me, or I'll keep doing what I do best. Ruining people's days and lives." I smiled.

Then the unexpected happened. He grabbed my face in his hands, leaned down, and kissed me. It lasted a few seconds, and he pulled back harshly. "Look, I'll find a use for you soon, but just stop it, okay? We're all under enough stress as it is." He said, breathless. I just stared wide eyed at him and nodded. "Okay."

"Thank you." He sighed and let go of my face. He walked out and I was left in utter and complete shock.

He just... Kissed me.

L just kissed me.

What?