starks daughter | avengers au fanfic

28 | in a tree

1 am.

July 18th.

In a tree in Central Park.

"I mean, I'm sorry, but by season 3, I fucking hated Tyler. Caroline and klaus are just too good together, and I'm only on season 5 episode 10. And klaus has temporary left to be done werewolf's baby daddy? Like what?"

"I can't hear you! You're too high!" Jackson called from the floor.

"Hahahaha, yeah I am." Madeline giggled, before continuing to rant about the many storylines she didn't like in the vampire diaries. "I fucking hate Stefan. He's so annoying and whiny. I fucking hate him. Fuck Stefan. Fucking cunt. AHH!" She screamed, falling out of the tree and onto a lying down Jackson.

Rhys and Ethan had left to get food, while Lorenzo took a nap in a bush, and Jackson and Madeline tried 'micro-dosing mushrooms'.

Turns out, chocolate is a horrible choice for mushrooms, and sometimes, instead of a micro dose, you get a huge dose, and a trip that makes you feel like you're on another planet.

Lorenzo was the receiver of that one small piece of chocolate. But a trip like that is a bit lonely when you're on your own on it.

So Madeline did what any good friend would do: eat the rest of the bar to get on the same level as him.

Only thing is, he was jet lagged and always gets sleepy when high.

So now she was just really high and really bored.

"I mean, seriously, what about Matt and Rebecca? They were so cute and perfect together, and then she just leaves? I was so mad when I saw that episode that I threw my iPad at Ethan."

"I don't think I ever need to watch the vampire diaries what with how much you're talking about it." Jackson muttered, only to be ignored by Madeline.

"And Katherine and Elijah? That was so random. Like they mentioned a doppelgänger - before Katherine - that both Klaus and Elijah liked, but then Elijah and Katherine? Oh my god! Alaric and Damon's friendship! I literally cry every time Damon's talking to him and he's not there but he is there but like as a ghost."

"What's she in about now?" Ethan asked, throwing a McDonald's bag to Jackson as him and Rhys sat down.

"Still vampires."

"Of course."

Authors note!! This was just an excuse for me to voice my opinions on tvd because I have absolutely no one to talk to about it also I just finished episode 11 of season five and I have one thing to say FUCKIBG FINALLY LIKE YES OMG also I did tear up when Alaric showed up and Damon couldn't hear or see him like u know he misses his bestie westie pookie wookie bear. Also like I'm confused did Katherine and elena switch?? Like what. Anyway fuck Tyler. I miss Rebecca. Klaus is hot. And why does Damon have a fuck ass haircut this episode?
Also should I write a tvd fic? I'm considering it but idk who I want it to be about