*Dandy's world one shots*

Bloom(SMUT❗)

Moonflower

She don't want no mannnn showap showap!

So.. uhm.. how's it going guys? :D ( I deleted a 11k word oneshot on accident 😘 )

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Tuesday. Astro couldn't describe how much he hated Tuesdays, actually, he could. They were worse than Mondays, you're expected to be ready for the rest of the week but what if you're still tired from Monday? Tuesdays seemed more busy as well, who wants to work on a Tuesday? Definitely not Astro and unfortunately for him, that's what he was doing.

Two hours. That's how long he had been shoveling ice, it was his turn on the chore board and unfortunately it was below -15°. Two hours turned to One, and one turned to thirty minutes. Time went by fast at that point.

Thirty minutes ago Astro was struggling to shovel snow, snowflakes getting on his face as the wind blew around harshly. Thirty minutes ago he was muttering dirty words under his breath and complaining about how he could be sleeping at the moment. Only Thirty minutes ago he wanted to lay into the snow and die of hyperthermia.

Twenty minutes. Twenty minutes ago Astro stared into the white abyss, snow continued to pour down making him scowl. Twenty minutes ago he had begun kicking snow into random directions, tripping in the process.

Ten minutes ago he was staring at his hard work, he was basically done. Only a patch of ice was left, he scrapped against it and mentally cheered as it popped off.

Only five minutes ago Astro was walking back into the building, freezing. His face a reddish purple color. Only five minutes ago was Astro smiling and laughing with his best friend Dandy - Dandy giving him jokes as he tried to figure out a way to warm him up. Only five minutes ago were they were walking towards Astro's room, arms linked together under Astro's blanket; Dandy had offered them to hold each other because he was always unusually warm.

If you would've told Astro that five, ten, twenty, hell even thirty minutes ago that'd he'd be pounding into his Bestfriend for 'warmth', he wouldn't have believed you.

"Astroo.." Dandy moaned into the pillow, he was being held down by his head while Astro used his other hands to caress his hips. Astro thrust his hips back and forth more harshly at the sound of his name; startling Dandy causing him to grip and grab at anything his hands could reach. Astro began to trace his hands up and down Dandy's back slowly, making the flower arch down further and shiver.

"Y-you're doing so well.." Astro squeaked out - his mind overwhelmed by pleasure as he sloppily fucked his best friend. Dandy bit down into Astro's pillow; his semi sharp teeth ripped it a tad. Astro leaned down and pulled out fully before slamming back into Dandy; Dandy gasped and lifted his head up, his mouth now wide open as Astro railed him from behind.

"Ngh.. a-astro.." Dandy plunged his head back into the pillow as he tried to conceal his moans, Astro quickly lifted his head back up by his petals; "I.. I need to hear you, p-please .. " Astro muttered, his dick slipping in and out of Dandy harshly. Dandy let out a bit of pre cum at these words and opened his mouth wide, preparing to let out all of his noises. "Ah.. ah. Ngh~" Dandy turned his head the best he could to watch Astro pound into him, the sight making him slightly cum on the spot. His body was practically overheating, he felt sticky - the taste of Astro's dick still on his tongue as he moaned out his name. Astro let out a deep moan before cumming into him, breathlessly pulling out and slightly smiling as he watched Dandy turn on his back and sit up.

Astro wrapped his hands around Dandy's body, squishing his fat stomach happily. "Y-you're so touchy.. ah." Astro caressed Dandy's back before pinning him on the bed once more, Dandy instinctively wrapped his arms around Astro's neck.

Dandy stared into Astro's eyes before smirking "Warm .. enough yet..?" Dandy breathlessly said with a chuckle, Astro grinned before giving Dandy a kiss on the cheek. "I'm still a bit cold.." Dandy grinned before pulling him closer, locking their lips as they grinded against each other. Dandy opened his mouth a bit allowing Astro to slip his tongue in – they playfully fought against each other while Astro mainly focused on rubbing their dicks together, both flushing over the stimulation.

Astro pulled away, not bothering to wipe the salvia near his mouth - grinning as he spread Dandy's legs apart. Dandy smiled back up at him, nodding his head as a signal to keep going. Astro entered Dandy once more; he was still loose making the process easy. He began to thrust again slightly grazing against Dandy's g-spot making him bite his lip and arch his back – cumming on the spot. Astro smiled and began to stroke Dandy's cock, his eyes watching dearly as small amounts of cum came out of his dick.

His thrusts became slower as he focused on jacking off Dandy, "Augh~.. Moon.." Dandy scooted downwards, wanting Astro to keep drilling him with his cock. Astro playfully sighed and obeyed command, his legs clamming against Dandy's once more.

He pulled out suddenly and propped one of Dandy's legs onto his shoulder, making Dandy gasp as he was dragged around. A
He practically gripped onto Dandy's cock and began stroking him harshly but with care. He rubbed his tip against Dandy's hole - teasing him in a way, "Astroo.. c'mon.. please." Dandy looked off to the side embarrassed, "I wanna make you cum again.. after all, we're doing this for 'warmth' right?.." Astro continued to drag his hand up and down Dandy's cock slowly, his eyes piercing into Dandy's. "I.. I can't.." Dandy muttered, his cock already pulsing from the previous times he had cummed.

"I know you can.." Astro bent down and sucked on Dandy's chest, his tongue circling his nipple before gently biting down. Dandy lightly thrust forward, his eyelids low as he reached for the back of Astro's head. His sleeping cap is thrown on the ground, a sign of how desperate they were to take off each other's clothes. He guided Astro's head to where he wanted, Astro happily placing hickies and small marks against his torso.

Astro continued to mess with Dandy's cock, rubbing his balls a bit in the process. Dandy bit down on his tongue, his head turning to the side for Astro's greedy view. "Dandy~... I know you can do it .." Astro pulled back using two of his hands to stroke him while the others wrapped around Dandy's neck gently. He spit down on Dandy's cock, making it easier to rub against.

Astro smiled at the low moans Dandy produced, his smile becoming more snarky as bits of cum squirted out. "Good job.." he let go completely and grabbed his sleeping cap, using it to clean up any left over cum on either one of them. "T-that's your favorite cap .." Dandy watched in shock as Astro threw it into the dirty clothes basket.

Astro sighed before falling down onto Dandy, his face colliding with Dandy's stomach. "Geez, What's with you lately. You've been touching my stomach more often." Dandy giggled as he rubbed Astro's head, "It's very comfortable and squishy and might I add, warm..." Astro gripped onto Dandy's legs and brought him closer, Dandy watching intensely as Astro smothered himself happily.

"Whatever you say.. at least you're not freezing anymore I suppose. Tomorrow's gonna be awk– Astro..?" Dandy poked Astro's head, the moon had fallen asleep already. "Ah.. guess I'm on my own for now." Dandy rubbed the top of Astro's head once more, smiling as he closed his eyes too.

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Throws up and dies

I'm allergic to diabetic people, they make me break out in hives 👅 /silly /j

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