Louis Tomlinson confirms baby! Is there a feud between Liam Horan and Louis Tomlinson? !
Our source says Louis Tomlinson has told our source that he is in fact having a baby!
"I'm not gay and never have been. Briana is lovely, lovely, and sort of eh but she's lovely." Our source says. Here's another shock, Liam Payne is not supportive!
"The other night Liam held a knife to Louis' jugular vein, saying that if he didn't name the baby Liam there would be no baby." Our source revealed.
"Louis went on to say that he was in fact straight and that Harry was never in his heart, to where Niall Payne cried. Liam Payne almost stabbed the vein but had to comfort Niall, who was very depressed that his parents had been torn apart by a sperm."
More to come.
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Louis, You Are Not the Father.
FanfictionA fandom's humor, a tabloid's humiliation. cover by @diversions There is a Spanish, Italian, Polish, and English version. This is in English, see my reading list for more. Published August 4, 2014.
