Harry Styles reports he is in fact pregnant with Tomlinson's baby!
Shocking claims recently surfaced that Harry Styles is in fact pregnant! With Louis' child! We interviewed the two, one of which is already caught up in another mother's baby drama!
"I am so pregnant." Styles patted his stomach as he spoke to us, Tomlinson clenching his fists.
"He is not. I am not gay."
The two then had a few mumbles exchanged, we can't report exactly what they said but we believe it was about Harry's baby.
"I am not expecting with Harry. He sucks too much dick, he doesn't even know if it's mine."
"You eat too much ass."
Tomlinson looked away, only whispering one sentence before end in the interview with us.
"I am in fact straight."
More to come
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FanfictionA fandom's humor, a tabloid's humiliation. cover by @diversions There is a Spanish, Italian, Polish, and English version. This is in English, see my reading list for more. Published August 4, 2014.
