Harry Styles claims baby is Niall Horan's!
Claims have it that Niall Horan is fathering Harry's baby! We have multiple sources confirming it, hear from Simon Cowell!
"Yes, I believe the baby is Niall's. You know why? Harry is very good as a solo artist. I predict the band will be breaking up. Harry would be good solo."
Niall Horan himself has commented on the claims!
"I mean, I'm trying the best I could. I'm working the night shift. It's been raining all week. I've been in the wrong parts of town. My hair is oily. I'm growing chest hair. I may have gotten someone pregnant. Hell, I may be pregnant. The sun doesn't shine the world doesn't turn. I feel like, I feel like these costumes are sewn to my body. I can't remember life before I started stripping. I'm no longer Niall. I'm Saphhire. It's like the pole is made of fire, and the stage is fire, and everything is fire because I'm in hell." Niall began to sob.
"Harry's pregnant. I guess so. Best fans in the world." Niall sadly looked down.
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Louis, You Are Not the Father.
FanfictionA fandom's humor, a tabloid's humiliation. cover by @diversions There is a Spanish, Italian, Polish, and English version. This is in English, see my reading list for more. Published August 4, 2014.
