LAST ARTICLE WAS NOT REAL, UPDATES BELOW
Reports have it our last article was not real! Apparently the person Louis was with was Harry Styles, long time enemy.
"We weren't kissing. He was mad I burned his figure so he attacked me."
Louis apparently sucked at Harry's mouth, hoping to get the bad results of the Kylie Jenner challenge to resurrect on Harry's face.
"I hate that loser." Tomlinson reports. "I grabbed his ass because I hate it."
Harry retorted with, "I tried breaking his dick but I couldn't even find it."
To which Tomlinson revealed that Harry Styles tucks and that's why it always seems the man has a vagina.
"His camel toe is so deep even Adele can't roll in it. Zayn would drown."
Styles has yet to respond to the insult, we have contacted a representative.
LARRY IS NOT REAL
More to come...
Michael Clifford is an undercover Tumblr girl
Kevin Hart, "Louis' dick is shorter than me!"
Justin Bieber gets tattoo of flowers and puppies
YOU ARE READING
Louis, You Are Not the Father.
FanfictionA fandom's humor, a tabloid's humiliation. cover by @diversions There is a Spanish, Italian, Polish, and English version. This is in English, see my reading list for more. Published August 4, 2014.
