Louis, You Are Not the Father.

A riddle

This isn't the usual style of writing I have in this book, but I thought you guys may enjoy it. Not my story, just my version. This chapter doesnt effect the plot of my story. More articles later though. Vote, comment what happened, share, and enjoy

Louis and Briana went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.

He was asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

However, as the labor progressed, Louis felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.

Louis was still feeling fine. The doctor checked his blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try out for 50%. Louis continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping Briana considerably, Louis encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him.

Briana delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and Louis weren't that happy about the baby, but whatever. When they got home, Morgan Freeman was dead on the porch.