Harry Styles dating Nicholas Grimshaw?
Rumors are that Harry Styles is dating Nicholas Grimshaw! Don't worry ladies, Harry is not gay. We have hired a specialist to explain this supposed relationship.
"There's a very complicated but obvious explanation for this. Harry would never be attracted to the males anatomy, it's completely impossible. He's a white, male, famous boybander. Not gay.
"We've come to the conclusion that Nicholas is a transgender male. He must have started as a woman, otherwise Harry wouldn't have ever in a million years given him the second glance. He must be hiding a vagina under his pants, and probably got a hair transplant for his facial hair.
"Harry isn't gay. He must have a fetish for transgender women. Women. Now, we have no doubt that Nicholas is a transgender. Nicholas was obviously derived from his real name, Nicolette. Grimshaw must come from her last marraige. Harry is attracted to Nicolette Grimshaw."
Awe! Harry must have been excited after finding his love has a vagina!
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FanfictionA fandom's humor, a tabloid's humiliation. cover by @diversions There is a Spanish, Italian, Polish, and English version. This is in English, see my reading list for more. Published August 4, 2014.
