Louis Tomlinson buys island to keep baby safe!
Louis Tomlinson has reportedly bought an island for his baby mama Brian Juggle! He's doing it to protect his baby, aww!
"It has a beautiful view, extremely soft sand, almost as soft as a baby." Our source tells us.
Speaking of baby, guess who's having a baby? Louis. Louis is having a baby. With a woman. It's a girl. The baby is a girl. Two vaginas.
The island is very remote, away from the world. There's sharks circling the turf.
"The sharks are there for a reason. I'm praying for something." Louis revealed.
By that he meant that the sharks will protect Briana, 17 year old blond female, from harm. What else would it mean?
Coming up next is our insider exclusive about Harry Styles and his pregnancy!
More to come.
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Louis, You Are Not the Father.
FanfictionA fandom's humor, a tabloid's humiliation. cover by @diversions There is a Spanish, Italian, Polish, and English version. This is in English, see my reading list for more. Published August 4, 2014.
