Louis, You Are Not the Father.

The Sun

Hillary Clinton blackmails Harry Styles

President Barack Obama is currently at war with his lover's potential baby daddy. Rumors surfaced following Harry Styles' overnight visit to the White House. A representative confiscated Harry's phone, where they found shocking text messages.

"Harry had sent nudes. Not just to Niall, but to every president alive today. He even sent them to Donald Trump, begging him not to run for president. The one attachment that stood out was to Hillary Clinton."

The apparent attachment was Harry in stockings, to which Hillary blackmailed him into sending more. She said, if you don't send them I'll boil your beans. Harry is currently pressing charges.

When asked about the alleged distribution, Styles had a tearful response followed by Tomlinson's outrage.

"I only meant to send them to Obama. I love Obama. Obama means family. Obama is where the heart is."

"Why did you send the nudes?" We asked.

"Obama means family." Harry sniffled. "Obama means nobody gets left behind."

Harry then whipped around in his chair, throwing Nemo at Louis Tomlinson's oversized ass. Everyone gasped.

"He touched the butt." Niall whispered. Louis grabbed Nemo, sprinting across the room. Harry followed, screeching and crying.

"Nemo no!" Harry screamed.

"Nemo yES!" Louis cheered before jumping off the balcony, plunging into the water. Zayn suddenly appeared.

"What happened?" Zayn asked.

"Nemo is down there with a weasel!" Harry cried.

"I can't dance Simon."

"W-What?"

"I can't do it." Zayn sobbed. Liam looked at him.

"Liam, I need my baby." Harry cried out. "Help me."

"Harry, I know where he is."

"Where?"

"In the trash caaan."

Louis Tomlinson is currently being searched for, it is said he is swimming to Briana's private island.

More to come...

If anyone is wondering the cover details are in the description for this story. I'm so sorry for the delay of this chapter, I'm still working on getting them on Jerry Springer. I know this chapter is probably not your favorite, and if for some reason you liked it I love you, but I'll have a better one posted up in two days max. I have a school break next week so that'll give me plenty of time to write way more than I have been.

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