May I...

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May I ask you guys two things?

No?

Well, I'm asking them anyways.

One is, can you guys suggest some more imagines? 

I have writer's block right now, and it's really hard to think of things. And when I do, I forget them within 10 seconds.

Two is, can you guys suggest a new nickname for yourselves?

Wait. Just realized I can't do thing on my own. I keep having you guys tell me things. 

YAY. I CAN'T WORK ON MY OWN. WOOOOO.

#ObviousSarcasmIsObvious

(You get 10 Rage points if you get that reference) 

(You get over 9000 Rage points if you get the reference to a reference)

#ReferenceCeption  

I should stop with the #hashtags? I don't think I should stop with the #hashtags. 

And if you're thinking to yourself, Am I really this weird irl?

(Yes I can read your mind)

The answer is, yes.

I need mental help.

Like seriously.

BUTT. ANYWAYS. 

Can you just bee nice and suggest the things I told you to suggest? 

Yeah? 

AWWWW. WELL THANK YOU.

(If you said no, well, fuck you)

GIVE YOURSELF A COOKIE AND SUGGEST SOME THINGS, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 

Sincerely,

yoshi ^.^

That's not my name, but you can call me yoshi. 

You're also thinking why?

(Yes I can still read your mind) 

REASONS.

(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I JUST MADE ANOTHER REFERENCE TO THE SAME THING AS BEFORE.)

Ok, I think I'm gonna go lay down now. 

I'm going full yoshi. 

bye.

(If you don't know any of the references, I'm gonna tell you them. 

1. Game Theory

2. Rage Gaming

3. Rage Gaming

4. Game Theory

Damn, I make too many references to things nobody watches.

Yes, Rage Gaming is a YouTuber, and Game Theory is a gaming theory show on YouTube.

*Rainbow appears* The More You Know.)

Welp, if you're still reading this, follow these instructions.

Go on Twitter.

Follow DiamondezLlama.

Tweet DiamondezLlama saying this exact sentence - "TROLOLOLOLOLOOL. yoshi ^.^"

If you fail to complete these tasks, I will break you.

Not literally, butt you know.

So yeah.

I'm proud of you for reading so far, even thought this has nothing to do with anything. 

Ok, I'm offically done.

ARE YOU HAPPY?!

ARE YOU SATISFIED PETER WENTZ?!

Oh wait, you're not Peter Wentz? 

Ok. 

This is awkward now. 

What am I saying?! 

THIS GOT AWKWARD 10 MINUTES AGO.

*Deep breath* 

I'm done.

(An Official) Goodbye!

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