Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz Imagines

Patrick - #FruityLovers

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"PATRICK MARTIN STUMP!" You yell, running out the bathroom.

"You called?" Patrick asks, standing in the doorway of the kitchen.

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY HAIR!" You yell even louder, unwrapping your hair from a towel. 

You revealed purple hair.

Patrick was literally dying of laughter.

"Oh my god," Patrick says. "I'm so proud of myself."

"I hate you so MUCH," you say. "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DYE MY HAIR PURPLE?!" 

"Because it's funny," Patrick admits.

"Patrick..." you say. "If you don't tell me how to get this shit out of my hair... I swear to god, I will never sleep with you again."

(I know that doesn't sound threatening, but the best I can do.)

"Ok, ok, fine," Patrick says. "Just wash your hair for awhile and it may come out."

"It may come out? May?" You mock. "I need it to come out."

"Well, it's a 50 50 chance," Patrick says. 

"I'm gonna kill you," you say, getting ready to chase after Patrick.

Patrick starts running all around the house.

You finally blocked him in your and his bedroom.

"Now that your hair is dry," Patrick says. "you look kinda cute with purple hair."

"Dude," you say. "You know purple isn't my color."

"No, look," Patrick says, pointing towards the mirror. 

You walk over to it. "Fine, if I look good with purple hair... your gonna look good with blonde hair..."

"You mean, you're gonna bleach my hair?" Patrick asks.

"Yeah!" You says, excited. "I'm gonna bleach your hair! But, I know your gonna be adorable."

"Fine, if you think I'll still be adorable," Patrick says.

You had just finished bleaching Patrick's hair. 

"There," you say.

"Can I wash my hair now?" Patrick asks. "The bleach is burning me."

"5 minutes," you say. 

5 minutes pass, and Patrick was happier than ever to get the bleach out of this hair.

"There," you say. "A blonde Patrick Stump. Told you you'd still be adorable."

"Yep," Patrick says, looking in the mirror, admiring the blonde-ness.

You peck Patrick's lips. "You look like a banana, and I look like a grape."

"We're fruity lovers," Patrick jokes.

(OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH. DAT HORRIBLE REFERENCE THAT NO ONE WILL GET.)

You grab your phone and take a selfie with Patrick.

Then you post it on Instagram with the tag #FruitLovers