Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz Imagines

Patrick - My baby

Song inspiration - Growing Up (Sloane's Song) ~ Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Ed Sheeran

You lay in your and Patrick's bed, looking up at the ceiling.

After looking up for, probably 15 minutes, you feel Patrick touch your belly. 

"(Y/N)," Patrick mumbles. "I don't think I want to be a dad."

"Now you tell me," you joke. "I think your a couple months late, Patrick."

"I know," Patrick says. "I just don't want to have a kid right now."

"Patrick, the baby's coming whenever it pleases," you point out. "You nor I can stop that."

Patrick gives you an annoyed expression. "I know."

"Ok," you say. "Now c'mon... let's sleep."

A week passed by, and you go into labor.

The baby was born. It was a girl. You and Patrick decide to name her Zaria.

Patrick was reluctant to even hold Zaria. 

"Hold her," you insist. 

"No," Patrick says. 

"Just, for a couple of seconds," you say. "Trust me, you'll feel... something."

"Fine," Patrick says, grumpily. "But because, you're making me feel guilty."

You hand Zaria over to Patrick. He looks at her, with just a blank expression. 

"Look at her tiny hands," you suggest. "Or her tiny little feet."

Patrick unravels Zaria's blanket, revealing her little hand, with tiny little fingers. 

"They're cute," Patrick says.

Zaria, without even knowing, wraps her fingers around Patrick's finger. 

They weren't even big enough to fit around his whole finger.

Patrick's face changes. He has the biggest smile. 

"Something?" You ask.

"Yeah," Patrick spits out. "Something."

You slightly sit up in the hospital bed. 

Patrick moves closer to you.

A family moment.

The entirety of Fall Out Boy walks in.

"Picture?" Andy asks.

You and Patrick were both busy with the family time, you didn't bother to answer.

"That's a yes," Pete says.

All you hear is a flash of a camera, then you take Zaria back.

"I thought you didn't want to be a dad," Pete says, noticing the smile on Patrick's face.

"Hey," Patrick says. "people change."

"Joe and I went through the same thing," Pete points out. "Y'know, we've had a kid before."

"Yeah, Mr. I'll Fertilize Your Eggs," you say, making a reference to Wild N' Out. (Seriously, if you haven't seen that skit, you have to watch it)

"Shut up," Pete says.

"I usually scramble my eggs," Patrick says.

"But for you, I'll fertilize them," Joe finishes.

Everyone laughs, except Pete. 

"You guys suck!"

"And you swallow!" You all say in unison. 

Zaria makes a noise and you look at her. "Hey, we got her first smile."

"Great," Patrick says. "5 minutes with Pete and she already has a stupid mind."

"For a second, I thought you were talking about me," you say.

"Welp, I'm gonna leave now," Pete says. "My feelings have been hurt enough."

Pete walks out, and Andy and Joe follow.

Patrick makes the stupidest and most impossible command ever if you've met Pete, "YOU MIND SHALL NOT BE NASTY FOREVER."

(Too late)