Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz Imagines

Patrick - You should never have a fan account.

You browse through Instagram and check your notifications. 

"@PatrickStump followed you"

For a moment, your body was full of shock. 

"Patrick!" You shout, running into the office, where Patrick was watching random internet videos. 

"Yes, (Y/I/N)?" Patrick says. 

"I hate you so much," you say. 

"As much as you hate not being able to touch me?" Patrick mocks, reading a post from you're Instagram.

"Patrick! Quit it!" You demand. 

"C'mon (Y/N)," Patrick says. "if you have a hilarious fan account, how do you expect me to not poke fun at it?"

"I've this account for way longer since I've known you," you admit.

Patrick looks at his phone, and continues to scroll. Suddenly, his face becomes disgusted. 

"What did you find now?" You ask. 

Patrick just hand you his phone. 

You look at it, and your jaw drops. 

"Welp, my obsession with Pete Wentz is now exposed," you say. 

"Yeah," Patrick says, still disgusted. "I didn't need to read that. Especially, when I'm the one you're sleeping with."

Patrick was referring to the long paragraph you had written about wanting to be with Pete, and just doing everything horrible in bed with him. 

(Yeah, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!) 

"Just leave me in here for awhile," Patrick says, becoming a ball in the chair.

"Ok," you say.

You put Patrick phone on the desk and awkwardly walk out.

Before you close the door, you take a picture of Patrick.

You post it on Instagram, with the caption, "And this is what happens when you have a fan account and your boyfriend finds out. You should never have a fan account about your boyfriend and his best friend."

Next thing you know, Pete comments on it. 

"(Y/N), I need to talk to you about what you posted about me and you. ;)"

You facepalm. Oh god, Peter...