The following are random tweets that I'm piecing together, which are totally real. #ObviousSarcasmIsObvious
Pete - (Y/T/N) Hey babe. He's coming home with me. Expect to see him in your bed tomorrow. (Look at picture above)
You - PeteWentz Aww, he's so cute! His name shall be... Pete.
Pete - (Y/T/N) Why Pete? He's gonna be me?
You - PeteWentz He reminds me of you.
Pete - (Y/T/N) Ok then... his name isn't Pete, his name Hemingway.
You - PeteWentz How did I know it was gonna be fancy, Mr. Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III?
Pete - (Y/T/N) Don't ever use my full name again.
You - PeteWentz Aww, does Petey not like being fancy?
Pete - (Y/T/N) The conversation is over. I'll see you when I get home.
You - PeteWentz NUUUUU PETER
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Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz Imagines
FanfictionThe first one, I can't say the only anymore, Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz Imagines! This book follows imagines with both Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump... but they're not together... it's you and either Pete or Patrick... ya weirdos. Requested welcome...
