Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz Imagines

Patrick - Mistaken

It was a cold winter day, and you had to go shopping.

Damnit you, you just had to eat all of the food, didn't you?

You had put all of your hair into a beanie.

You throw on the only clean jacket you had.

...you also had to buy laundry detergent...

You grab your house keys and head off the the grocery store.

As you headed to the check out line, you bumped into someone, dropping everything you had. 

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry, dude," the guy who bump into you says. 

Due to falling, your beanie falls off, and you hair comes falling out.

"Oh, you're a girl," he says. "Sorry, again."

"No problem," you say and begin picking up your things.

He helps you. 

You put your beanie back on and begin walking again.

But, just as you walk outside, the guy stops you. "Here."

He hands you a piece of paper and walks away.

'You are by far, the cutest girl I ever thought was a guy... and I'm best friends with Pete Wentz. (I tried to be funny) My name's Patrick, and it'd be cool if you'd call me. ###-###-####.
P.S. Nice beanie. iIt'd be better if it was a fedora, but y'know..."

You smile, and cramp the paper into your pocket.

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The End

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