Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz Imagines

Patrick Imagine #7

Christmas! It was here! You ran downstairs to see presents. Patrick was already there.

"Morning," he said. He signaled you over. Sitting down, you thought of the present you had gotten for Patrick.

Patrick handed you a present. You quickly opened it. A dress.

"It's the best thing I could think of," Patrick admitted. "Considering, I already gave you everything."

You smiled, "Thank you."

"Now," Patrick said. "where's my present?"

Nervously, you hand Patrick the present you had spent the longest time thinking of.

He opened it. Your pregnancy test, and a card.

Patrick looked at you and then at the pregnancy test. "Really?" Patrick asked, with a huge smile on his face. "Read the card," you replied.

He opened the card, It read, "What is a dad? You. You is a dad."

You found the card in 7-eleven, and you thought it would be perfect.

Realizing it, very slowly, Patrick shouted, "I'm gonna be a dad!"

You laughed at his happy dance. Patrick stopped dancing, and kissed you. "Best present, ever."

"Technically," you said. "you gave yourself this present."

"Who cares?" Patrick said. "I'm gonna have a perfect kid, with a perfect girl."

"Yeah you are," you said.

Patrick picked up the pregnancy test, and hugged it. "This little stick has made me very happy."

"And that little stick has been peed on," you pointed out.

Patrick immediately dropped it. "Eww."