Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz Imagines

Patrick - What

I had grown suspicious due to my mum. I had played around saying Patrick was my brother, but my mum's response to my joke made me uneasy.
When we went to my aunt's house, I asked her if she knew anything about Patrick Stump. She also made me uneasy with her answer.
I called my dad, my mum, my aunt and uncle into the living room.
"Okay, what the fuck is with all of you being weird when I mention Patrick Stump?!" I asked angrily.
My uncle grew angry. "We can't keep this a secret! Patrick Stump is your brother!"
My mum facepalmed herself.
"What," I mumbled.
"Honey," my mum sighed. "that man you've been obsessing about... and the one you said that he was your brother jokingly... he actually is."
I starting jumping up and down. "Oh my god, really?! I have a brother?! My brother's Patrick Stump!"
"Calm down," my dad said.
I took deep breathes. "Okay, okay. Ugh god, this is so exciting."

|Christmas - 22 days later|

Someone shook me awake.
"Leave me alone," I mumbled tired. "This trash needs to sleep more."
"Wake up!" They said shaking me continuously. I recognized that voice.
I sprung up immediately and hugged Patrick.
"Woah... Merry Christmas," Patrick said hugging me back. I didn't reply, I just kept my arms wrapped around him.
"Okay, would you like a present or to continue hugging me?" Patrick asked.
"I thought you were my present," I joked.
"Noooooo," Patrick said. "He's your present."
Patrick walked out of my room, and I got out of my bed. He walked back in and had a baby carrier.
"Meet Declan," Patrick said.
"Pffffffft, I already know about Declan," I said.
"Well, he's your present," Patrick said handing me Declan's carrier. "Have fun changing his diaper."
"Aw, c'mon Pat! You can't leave me with him!" I yelled as Patrick walked out of my room. "He probably craps thirty times a day!"
Patrick was already in the kicten when I heard him shout in response. "Have fun!"

-But like seriously. I'm gonna write more imagines where Pat's your brother, whether you like it or not.-